Baseball Standings, Playoff spots

Tiggers come to the House that Ruth Built after losing the division on the last day of the season.
Lefty Robertson going against the industrial strength sinkerballer Wang.
A's go to Southern Canada where the Twinkies have the best home record in the majors.
Zito vs. Santana in a duel of Spanish guitars classicists.

Cards survive the late season scare and travel to SoCal to play the Priests.
Carpenter tries to build a victory against soup mogul Peavy.
Dumb Dodgers go the other coast to bumble around with the Stupid Metropolitians at the House that Ruth obviously didn't build. Former Evil Sock Lowe against El Duke, who at least can pitch in NY. At least we have to wait until Tuesday for this one to start.

Hard to find a team to root for in the Inferior Circuit. Probably have to go with the Cards, they were Grandpa's team. And have Sir Albert of Pujols. Too bad Sir Ryan of Howard's team didn't make the cut instead of the dumb ones.