Iowahawk responds, as only he can, to the recent Pew study that indicates that most Muslims don't support violence against infidels, only a sizable minority does. Once again, he examines the dark and dangerous underworld of radical Midwestern Lutheranism, led by the mysterious Pastor Duane Gunderson.
"Although a majority 87% of respondents agreed that "The world should be brought to submission under global Lutheran conquest and eternal perfect rule," there was a great deal of disagreement on the means to accomplish it. More than 95% supported "pancake breakfasts" and "popcorn fundraisers," but support dropped to less than 80% for "cow tipping" and "T-P'ing infidel houses." Support dropped even more dramatically for more violent means of conquest, such as "suicide bombing" (28%), "decapitation" (24%), and "running over Presbyterians with my Ski-Doo" (23%)."
The man is effing hilarious.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
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