I've decided that I like having a daily humor post, and with all the Firefly quotes used up I've decided to reach way back to a classic.....Fletch, starring Chevy Chase.
Fletch: I'm John.
Gail Stanwyk: Ohhhh, John.
Gail Stanwyk: John who?
Fletch: John Cock... tos... ton.
Gail Stanwyk: That's a beautiful name.
Fletch: Well, it's Scotch/Romanian.
Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination.
Fletch: Yeah, well, so were my parents.