Those Clever Chinese

via LiveScience.

Apparently those clever yellow fellows are looking to destroy the American timber industry - by recycling those mountains of giant panda poop into paper!

"Researchers at a giant panda reserve in southern China are looking for paper mills to process their surplus of fiber-rich panda excrement into high quality paper."

Apparently the Chinese got the idea from the Thais, who are already nefariously recycling away their elephant dung into paper.

I suggest calling for immediate Congressional action - Chuck Hagel certainly needs to address this critical issue, hopefully by way of national media conference. Our panda gap must not be exploited by these clever fiends! I move we impose a high tariff on such products to protect American logging and sawmill jobs throughout our great land!