Alan Shore: I really don't need second chair for this.
Lori Carlson: Sexual harassment is a specialty of mine.
Alan: Mine too!
Lori: No doubt, but while your experience tends to be more hands on, mine...
Alan: Tends to be more wishful thinking.
Lori: Not to mention...you ooze.
Alan: I ooze.
Lori: Yes. That certain something that subliminally champions mysogeny...you need me.
Alan: Lori, as much as I may want you, desire you even, I do not need you.
Lori: See that right there? Ooze.