Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Boston Legal Quotes

Alan Shore: I really don't need second chair for this.

Lori Carlson: Sexual harassment is a specialty of mine.

Alan: Mine too!

Lori: No doubt, but while your experience tends to be more hands on, mine...

Alan: Tends to be more wishful thinking.

Lori: Not to mention...you ooze.

Alan: I ooze.

Lori: Yes. That certain something that subliminally champions mysogeny...you need me.

Alan: Lori, as much as I may want you, desire you even, I do not need you.

Lori: See that right there? Ooze.

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